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The second season of NCIS: New Orleans, an American police procedural drama television series, originally aired on CBS from September 22, 2015, through May 17, 2016. The season was produced by CBS Television Studios, with Gary Glasberg as showrunner and executive producer.
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Herman Sarens Soediro was an Indonesian military officer and businessman. He served within the Indonesian Army in various roles, taking action during the Indonesian National Revolution, the Darul Islam rebellion, and the 30 September movement. Reaching the rank of brigadier general before the Malari incident resulted in his loss of favor, he turned to private business in his later life.
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