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Police Academy 3: Back in Training is a 1986 American comedy film directed by Jerry Paris. It is the third installment of the Police Academy franchise and the sequel to Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's brown and sticky?","punchline":"A stick.","id":266}
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